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Zombie Food

Tj — Tue, 22 May 2012 01:34:17 +0000

It’s old, it’s moldy, it’s out to get you!

Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.

Tj — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:04:20 +0000

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Are you ready for a zombie attack?

Tj — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:12:42 +0000

Be prepared so you can get them before they eat you.

Our zombie family ate your family.

Tj — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:23:51 +0000

Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.

Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.

Tj — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 02:42:34 +0000

See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.

When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”

Tj — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:57:37 +0000

Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.

Ask me about my zombie plan.

Tj — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 01:49:44 +0000

And you better be interested when I tell you or else I may mistake you for a zombie.

We’d be screwed if there were Jamaican zombies.

Tj — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 17:55:29 +0000

No matter how fast you were, they’d still run you down.

If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Tj — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:28:27 +0000

I like you, I think you’re cool, but I’m not so sure I’m ready to die.

Zombie Jack Frost!

Tj — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:10:32 +0000

At first he nips at your nose, then he eats your flesh!

Zombie University #video

Tj — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:34:00 +0000

What’s that? You have some zombie related questions? Or maybe you think zombies aren’t scary anymore because they’re everywhere? Are zombies and bacon becoming to popular?! Glove and Boots investigate.

Zombies vs. Babies

Tj — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:09:50 +0000

How would you know if your baby was a zombie? Good question.

Zombies vs Supermodels

Tj — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:05:14 +0000

Pretty much the same except supermodels wear more makeup and complain about everything.

Mmmm Brains

Tj — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 21:03:35 +0000

If you were a zombie, and I had to kill you, I’d cry.

Tj — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 01:57:09 +0000

But I’d totally do it because you’re a freaking zombie and you’re not eating my brains!

via ifyouwereazombie.com

Happy engagement. Now lets go kill a zombie; with love.

Tj — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 02:33:28 +0000

Nothing says I love you like being attacked by a zombie and then killing it together.

Los Angeles couple Juliana Park and Ben Lee, along with local photographer Amanda Rynda, chose a serene Santa Clarita meadow as the spot for their engagement photos. While peacefully sipping white wine, the couple was attacked by a member of the undead, who also happened to be their friend and coworker, Jason Boesch.

Engagement photos via Amanda Rynda Photography.

Zombie Identification Chart

Tj — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 16:34:51 +0000

Here is a handy chart for anyone who wants to ID the type of zombie chasing them.

Zombie Shark Week

Tj — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:02:28 +0000

This could be the best show ever; if it existed.

Why do people can food? Because zombies are coming.

Tj — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:15:32 +0000

How do you think you’re going to survive a zombie apocalypse without some canned goods? Len how and stock up now! Before it’s to late!

OMG My Fingers Being Eaten By A Zombie!

Tj — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:45:18 +0000

I swear none of my fingers were zombies this morning.