LOL Zombie

Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Are you ready for a zombie attack?

Be prepared so you can get them before they eat you.

Our zombie family ate your family.

Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.

Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.

See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.

When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”

Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.

Ask me about my zombie plan.

And you better be interested when I tell you or else I may mistake you for a zombie.

We’d be screwed if there were Jamaican zombies.

No matter how fast you were, they’d still run you down.

If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

I like you, I think you’re cool, but I’m not so sure I’m ready to die.

Zombie Jack Frost!

At first he nips at your nose, then he eats your flesh!

Zombie University #video

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