Category: Random Fun

Imposter Santa! 0

You’re not the real Santa!

If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!

12 days of Christmas 0

12 Days of Effing Christmas

The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets...

Santa is coming! 0

Keep calm and SANTA!

It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!