LOL Zombie

Why do people sing and dance in my pee?

I never thought dancing in the rain was dancing in the clouds pee. Actually, should it be warmer then?

Me, Weird? Bitch, I’m a limited edition.

And don’t you forget it.

When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think “Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!”

Everything has a bright side, you just need to know how to interpret it.

The breakfast of… well… I’m not sure. WTF?

I don’t even know what to say about this picture other than WTF.

Ask me about my zombie plan.

And you better be interested when I tell you or else I may mistake you for a zombie.

Bacon: We have to go back!

If we were to go back in time, we could buy so much more bacon.

Maybe there is more to life than eating.

Like sleeping. Or playing on the internet.

If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.

Take that you little shit.

Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.

Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive.

Only one person left on the governments hard to find list.

And I’m guessing Carmen Sandiego is going to be on there for a long time.