LOL Zombie

Road Signs Revealed: The Truth Is Out There

Road signs aren’t telling you the whole story. There just a small piece of the puzzle.

Do Not Enter. Ninja Entry Only.

Watch where you’re going or else the ninjas will get you.

Free Air Guitars!

Please take one, or two. We’ve got plenty for everyone.

Our zombie family ate your family.

Next time you see those lovely sticker families on the back of a mini van, just think, they could be lunch.

I wanted to send you something sexy…

…but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. It’s the thought that counts.

Unemployment sucks when your job gets blow’d up.

Humm. I wonder what other skills he has. Doesn’t strike me as a real people person.

Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

The best stories are made up of the parts you remember, or parts you choose to forget.

The game of life.

It’s all fun and games until the reaper wins.

Zombies like girls for their brains, not their body.

See. There are men out there who like women for their brains.

Cute Zombie Apocalypse

When they’re this cute you never see them coming. Awwww DEATH.