Not So Lucky Mario

Poor Mario. He was bound to hit a block that wasn’t special and then all his coins would have to go to the doctor to fix his head. Of course, he should have just gone and visited Dr. Mario as he’d understand and probably do the work for free. via I am Harry Potter

The Unicorn Code

Believe it or not, even Unicorns have a code of conduct that they follow every day. Unicorns never cheat. Unicorns always lend a helping hand. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers. Unicorns respect the earth. Unicorns are never late. Unicorns aren’t conceited. Unicorns don’t judge people. Unicorns always give 100%. Unicorns graze on peace and love. … Read more