Category: Random Fun
Happens every holiday. You get so excited about stuffing your face, that you forget that someone is here that wants to say grace. I’m sure God will understand.
Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas except you don’t get presents for holding in your family rage. It’s just a lot of food, family, and drama.
Just think… If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be getting a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!