Archive for the ‘Random Fun’ category

Get Your Groove On With Dancing Cows

July 22nd, 2010

How great are cows? Especially when they are dancing cows!

I like to moove it moove it!


Life Is To Short #quote

July 22nd, 2010

Life Is To Short

Life is to short
to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So live the people who treat you right,
forgive the ones who don’t (or forget about them)
and believe that everything
happens for  a reason.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said that it’d be easy,
they just promised
it would be worth it.


When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

July 20th, 2010

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there.

Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that fancy computer editing stuff that slims him down for the big screen. Otherwise there would be no room for Bella.


Warning About Mail Order Brides

July 20th, 2010

Warning About Mail Order Brides

If you ever get a mail order bride, always be sure to have it overnighted or have the sender poke air holes in the box. Otherwise it’s a mail order corpse.


Your Mom And I Are Friends On Facebook

July 13th, 2010

I Swear We're Just Friends

I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends. What else would we be? ;)


A Rude Little Riddle

July 13th, 2010

Can you figure out what this says?

A Rude Little Riddle


What Happens To Popcorn When It’s Hot Outside?

July 12th, 2010

What Happens To Pop Corn When It's Hot Outside?

What happens to pop corn when it’s hot outside? They tend to pop! And where it’s really funny to some, others are not so happy.


Are iPhones Turning People Into Hobbits? [cartoon]

July 7th, 2010

My Precious iPhone

iPhones. Turning normal everyday average Joe’s into some sort of creepy little hobbit that want nothing more than their precious.

Which, of course, you can’t touch. And if you try and take it away he’ll freak out!


Drunk? Go To Denny’s!

July 7th, 2010

Drunk? Come to Dennys

Mmm Denny’s. You know our drunk ass will end up there eventually.


Chuck Norris Was Here

July 3rd, 2010

Chuck Norris Was Here

The proof us undeniable. Chuck Norris was here.