LOL Zombie

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto

Some planets never give up. For the record, I’m on Pluto’s side.

My life is so much more interesting in my head.

What you think is fantasy is my reality.

How come every time I see you, your pants point at me?

I’m not sure if you’re saying ‘how you doin’ or if your pills from last night just haven’t warn off yet.

Werewolf. There Wolf.

See, we’re even pointing him out for you.

Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Are you ready for a zombie attack?

Be prepared so you can get them before they eat you.

Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.

If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.

A Dell. Rolling in the Deep

I’m sure this is where Adele got her inspiration from.

Does marker come off a laptop screen?

Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.

Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del

Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.