Just kidding! If you get lost, staying where you are increases your odds of being found. So don’t go wandering around. Just wait and we’ll come to you.
You can only explain something for so long. If the other person isn’t understanding, then just make shit up. They’ll never know.
I don’t know about you, but if I turned on the news and saw live coverage of cops chasing a donut truck, I’d grab the popcorn and watch! You’d be my hero!