Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
In the US, the Grinch tried to steal Christmas and instead learned how to love.
In Japan, the Grinch is Godzilla and he could care less about you. Rawwwr
Christmas is a time about believing that anything is possible. Like how you can fit a 12 foot Christmas tree in the house. Or well, in and out of the house.
If you set your mind to it, anything is possible.
It’s a little bit dark, but here is a picture.
What? You act as if you’ve never seen horse with a man body holding a cat on a boat.
Cats love Christmas trees. They are so shiny and full of breakable things. They can’t help but want to destroy it!
We use to say a lot of awesome things that would freak people out these days. So maybe we should start saying them again. Just for the fun of it!
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle.
I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!
Nerds are so smart. They think of everything. No only is this genius, it’s also pretty and festive. Win. Win.
If not, this banana is for you.
Now that’s a good-looking banana.