
Who am I kidding? I eat all day. I mean, this bag of M&M’s isn’t going to finish itself.
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Poor little puppy. Or bear. Or bear puppy. Either way, you’re super cute.

I’d be interested to see how many of you this works for and how many it doesn’t. It didn’t work for me, but thats because I did it wrong. Supposedly.

They were the best too. 2D, basic sounds and hours of endless fun!

… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”

Well so says the dog. Or maybe it’s because cat’s usually don’t wander away from home. They prefer the keeping their slaves owners close to them.

I’m sorry you lost your dog, but he’s mine now and he’s pretty cool. We’re bros, so he’s staying. Don’t call, don’t make it weird.

And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.

Poor cookie. He never saw it coming. Bet he was tasty though. Can you image a cookie that big? I’d need a giant glass of milk too. Mmmmm

I guess sometimes you just can’t drink your problems away. Lets try ice cream instead.