Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? And what’s up with the parakeet?
Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Well that’s a good question… Hurley.
This is actually a clip from LOST and the fact that it shows up in Google suggest is hilarious!
As for “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?” Well were not sure why anyone would search on that. However, I’m pretty sure the Parakeet thinks it’s discussing like everyone else which is why he’s not eating it.
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