Be Careful Or No One Will Love You



No Love Warning Signs

Did you know that oil splashes can burn and disfigure you. Then no one will love you and you will die lonely. Sad. :(

Did you know that you should lift with your knees not your back. Your knees are loving and kind. Your back is spiteful and full of hate.

And always wash your hands after touching yourself. Well that just goes without saying.

via How To Disappear Completely.

Filed Under: • Random Fun • 30 Jul 2009

One Response

  1. anon
    March 4, 2010 at 8:11 am

    MURDER BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

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