A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

Did you know that oil splashes can burn and disfigure you. Then no one will love you and you will die lonely. Sad.
Did you know that you should lift with your knees not your back. Your knees are loving and kind. Your back is spiteful and full of hate.
And always wash your hands after touching yourself. Well that just goes without saying.
via How To Disappear Completely.
1 Response to Be Careful Or No One Will Love You
anon
March 4th, 2010 at 8:11 am
MURDER BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!