Who Needs A Boat When You Can Walk On Water?
Boats are expensive and take a lot of maintenance to keep up, so why don’t you just walk on water with the Water Bird?
Not sure where to get one of these yet, but they look darn cool! A lot of work, but you get to walk on water!
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