If Web Browsers Were Modes of Transpiration

What if your web browser was a mode of transportation? Would you be driving something you’d be proud to be seen in?

Firefox – Fairly well-rounded but nearly unstable because of all its stupid add-ons.
Internet Explorer – Worthless, but good for the occasional bashing.
Safari – While very efficient, it’s quality is vastly exaggerated by the people that use it.
Opera – Some people really love it, everyone else just think it’s looks f*ucking stupid.
Chrome – Very fast. That’s about it.

What do you prefer to drive?