LOL Zombie

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you your heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

That’s words of wisdom right there that every man should get on his wedding day!