Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.
A Dell. Rolling in the Deep
Zombie Hooters Girls
So glad you’re home, someone pooped in the hallway.
Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del
Don’t Be Racist, Be Like Mario…
Does marker come off a laptop screen?
Don’t forget to buy a bottle of wine for Mothers Day.
I love you this much.
I wanted to send you something sexy…